Quote: "Spe­cific De­mo­c­ra­tic poli­cies have clearly played a sig­nif­i­cant part in the re­treat from what had been per­haps the most im­portant so­cial ad­vance of the past 50 years—an un­precedented de­cline in al­most all cat­e­gories of crime."
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After a thorough investigation, the sleuths in the Biden administration have identified a suspect in the smash-and-grab shoplifting spree that has besieged California retailers and terrorized residents of late.

The likely villain is two years old, travels at will across the country, and has a vicious spike protein that has caused pain and suffering to millions of people.