"We here at Ozark High have decided it's time to take a strong stand against gun violence by reminding everyone our school is a soft target with no armed security, police, teachers, or parental volunteers who could possibly stop a deranged shooter," said Superintendant Denny Glorp.
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OZARK, MO - A local school has come under criticism after they hung a 'gun-free zone' sign up on school grounds, officially designating the building as the perfect place for a mass shooting. 'We here at Ozark High have decided it's time to take a strong stand against gun violence by reminding everyone our school is a soft targe ...
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