UP IS DOWN, DOWN IS UP- IT’S WRONG WAY JOE

Dementia Joe accidentally showed the world his script card. Written by his staff, it instructs Joe to ‘go into the room,’ and ‘say hello’ and ‘sit in your chair,’ and so forth. We all knew Joe needs to be handled, but I didn’t know he had to be micromanaged.

Joe is not the president. The election was stolen for him. He was installed. Still, one assumes that to be in such an office, Joe must be able to operate with some sort of sentient self-awareness. There’s a lot of complexity involved. A pilot must know a lot of things to successfully fly an airplane. A lot can go wrong. Joe, the mannequin is sitting in the pilot seat of the USA.

Unfortunately, his passengers will pay the price for his incompetence.

— Ben Garrison